Keaton: “Did Jesus have any children?”
Tara: “No. We don’t even see any evidence that Jesus was ever married.”
Tanner: “Yes, Keaton, Jesus wasn’t even married, how could he have any kids?!” (Think tone that says, “duh, Keaton,” a tone that we are evermore trying to teach Tanner isn’t kind or becoming of him.
Keaton: “Well, He could lay eggs if He wanted to!”